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Apparently, the storms are getting dangerously close together. NOAA's monitoring them every
second. One of my computer-modeled scenarios was a large low-pressure cell with multiple sharknadoes. If enough of them merge, the whole storm will start to rotate.
-Merging sharknadoes?
Sharkicane.
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Sergeant, my name's Fin Shepard. Is General Gottlieb still the commanding officer here?
-Fin Shepard? The Fin Shepard? The Medal of Freedom, kills sharks with a chainsaw, saved L.A., New York, and the President of the United States Fin Shepard?
Yeah, that Fin Shepard.
-And I'm the Easter Bunny.
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You know, you can find some pretty amazing things in a shark's gut, license plates, sneakers, mini trampolines, anything they swallow in the ocean. But you know what the most common thing regular sharks eat is?
-Fish.
Yes, fish. But sharknado sharks, they eat something that regular sharks don't, birds.